It is an interesting comparison that JavaScript always ensures that different evaluations of a closure expression results in unique instances. So in general the closures will require allocations for each (unless the allocation is otherwise prevented such as via escape analysis). Of course much of the underlying data may be shared, but the identity itself will be unique.
I don't know how strict JavaScript garbage collection rules are. This was non-observable for the longest time but FinalizationRegistry now exists which makes cleanup observable. It sounds like basically no guarantees are provided when an object will be cleaned up, so presumably an implementation would be allowed to make optimizations such are proposed where for PHP.
The part that would violate guarantees in JavaScript is not function objects being kept alive longer, but function objects which should be distinct not being so.
function foo() {
return function() { };
}
console.log(foo() === foo()); // This must log `false` in a compliant implementation
This is also a problem, IMO, in having this optimization in PHP. Anonymous functions are instances of a Closure class, which means that the `===` operator should return false for `foo() === foo()` just like it would for `new MyClass() === new MyClass()`.
But, since when has PHP ever prioritized correctness or consistency over trivial convenience? (I know it's anti-cool these days to hate on PHP, but I work with PHP all the time and it's still a terrible language even in 2026)
I never understood why people think somehow PHP is fine now, and I've had that opinion expressed several times on HN. The best I can make out is that people's expectations are so dismal now that they're like "Well new versions fixed 2 of the 5 worst problems I noticed, so that's good right?"
Because PHP is a amazing backed language for making CRUD apps. Always has been.
It has great web frameworks, a good gradual typing story and is the easiest language to deploy.
You can start with simple shared hosting, copy your files into the server and you are done. No docker, nothing.
Sure it has warts but so have all mainstream programming languages. I find it more pleasant than TypeScript which suffers from long compile times and a crazy complex type system.
The only downside is that PHP as a job means lots of legacy code. It a solid career but you will rarely if ever have interesting programming projects.
If the closure doesn't use $this (an instance of the current class) then it doesn't need to store a reference to it, which also skips the bookkeeping from the garbage collector.
In PHP, closures defined inside a class method automatically capture `$this`, which means the closure holds a reference to the entire object even if it never uses it. This prevents the object from being garbage collected and adds overhead. The optimization detects when `$this` isn't actually used and makes the closure static automatically, dropping that unnecessary reference.
Conversely, whenever I see people talking about server-side JS, I can't find any reason why I wouldn't use PHP instead.
PHP has a vastly simpler toolchain (making it much more effective for rapid iteration), much more consistent and well-thought-out syntax, a more extensive standard library, type safety without having to transpile code from another language (so no build processes that rival C++ in complexity just to still have interpreted code at the end), native and full-featured object orientation, generally better runtime performance, and a package ecosystem with Composer that isn't overrun with inane vanity projects and supply-chain vulnerabilities.
The only major downside to PHP is that it's not great at multithreading, but if you're building microservices where parallelization is handled by an external orchestrator, then you can design around that pretty effectively.
PHP's performance can be significantly lower than JS, because it doesn't have application state (in a standard runtime/setup) and needs to re-run the entire application for every request. Now there are a whole bunch of tricks both in the language and with tooling to alleviate that, but still it's inherently there. It's an advantage for other reasons though.
There are advantages to the lack of application state, though. Memory leaks and similar bugs became largely irrelevant, for instance. Regarding performance, a simple LAMP stack on a dedicated machine can easily give you <250ms pageloads for many web apps. If that's not fast enough, or you're averaging dozens or hundreds of requests per second, you're probably big enough that you can use parallelization or more exotic architectures to speed things up.
> PHP's performance can be significantly lower than JS, because it doesn't have application state (in a standard runtime/setup) and needs to re-run the entire application for every request.
Sure, in PHP, the reality is that after your request is processed, all the state is garbage and is thrown out. But once you embrace that reality and stop trying to make sculpture from garbage, you can make some pretty damn fast pages that get straight to the point. Of course, a lot of people look at my fast PHP and say that it too is garbage, but at least it's fast garbage :P
> because it doesn't have application state (in a standard runtime/setup) and needs to re-run the entire application for every request.
Where "application" is basically a single page with less code than a typical React page. Even 20 years ago you'd run into DB struggling to give you data fast enough before you hit any issues with the "re-running the entire app".
And you have to screw your database really badly to see any issues early. Hell, phpBB was horrendously bad, running dozens of heavy DB queries on each page, and was still powering some of the internet's busiest forums.
> Now there are a whole bunch of tricks both in the language and with tooling to alleviate that, but still it's inherently there. It's an advantage for other reasons though.
Yes. It is an enormous advantage: it's fire and forget. You don't need to "SSR" your app (getting all data and state), ship it to the client with a bundle, then "re-hydrate" it (once again pulling data and state from the server) etc.
It's true that the lack of multithreading in PHP has been a persistent pain. I love PHP and I've done PHP-centric projects for 20 years, but I end up falling back to Go when it's time to write a background worker that will handle lots of tasks in parallel. I really wish my PHP apps could include native components that process background tasks in parallel.
On the other hand, Javascript's parallelization is one of the hardest-to-understand things I've ever seen: in order to really grasp the async/await model, you have to know the whole story of callback hell and how modern Javascript papers over it while carefully preserving backwards compatibility.
> It's true that the lack of multithreading in PHP has been a persistent pain.
No actually it's a joy to have no multithreading. It keeps the complexity budget lower. You can do multithreading through a custom PHP module if you had a very specific need. Maybe my requirements were too simple but I've never really felt the need. The shared nothing PHP architecture really helps you get away with this.
Anyways as the parent comment said:
> but if you're building microservices where parallelization is handled by an external orchestrator, then you can design around that pretty effectively.
I feel like I'm on a different planet when I see this kind of comment.
What if you need to call multiple external APIs at once with complex json? Sure you can call them one after another, but if each take (say) 2s to return (not uncommon IME), then you are in real trouble with only one thread - even if it is just for one "request".
I guess I'm spoilt in .NET with Task.WhenAll which makes it trivial to do this kind of stuff.
> It's true that the lack of multithreading in PHP has been a persistent pain.
That's... not necessarily a bad thing to lack. Entire classes of bugs that are common in Java, C/C++, .NET and other true multi-threaded environments simply cannot exist in the PHP world at all.
As someone who prefers PHP in general and find the TC39 committee has kneecapped the JS language in the past few years...
> PHP has a vastly simpler toolchain
Firmly disagree.
You can install Node and have a basic server running in a few seconds.
PHP requires installing and setting up a server tied into FPM and then reconfiguring a slurry of bad defaults. If you don't avoid the footgun of "traditional" deployments, you get to deal with mixed versions of source. If you don't avoid the footgun of "native" sessions, you get to deal with INCOMPLETE_CLASS errors galore.
And if you want a dynamic frontend, you're still going to want to bust out JS.
> I can't find any reason why I wouldn't use PHP instead
Using a single language for both frontend and backend with (largely) the same availability of tooling and the ability to share code (i.e. type definitions).
> generally better runtime performance
I find this hard to believe? Intuitively, I would assume that the Node / Bun engines are significantly faster than PHP - which doesn't even come with it's JIT enabled by default on the (perfectly valid) note that backends are almost always constrained by DB times.
> a package ecosystem with Composer that isn't overrun with inane vanity projects and supply-chain vulnerabilities.
Functionally, Composer is worse than any of the NPM package managers IMO. PHP's global, shared namespaces preventing monkey patching and nested dependencies is a huge burden when you need to use Lib A and Lib B, but both have conflicting dependencies on Lib C.
But the only reason it doesn't suffer (as many) supply chain issues is two-fold:
1. Packagist's source of truth is the repo and tags. It's much easier to notice a Github account being compromised, which is already harder because it's always had better account security expectations, than NPM. But this comes at costs - such as being unable to rename a package in-place, because Composer gets really confused when it clones a trunk that has a different name than what you asked for. And it's not intrinsically more secure, since tags are not immutable and people can host on less secure VCS platforms.
2. But more than that... it's just less used? The PHP ecosystem is noticeably smaller and has way less happening.
Or FrankenPHP, or hell, there's still even good old Apache. Or avoid the SAPI interface entirely with servers in PHP like Workerman, AMPHP, or Swoole. FPM is entirely too fussy for me to bother with: its error handling is atrocious (restarting in an infinite loop with no backoff is common), and no one really knows how to tune it.
For greenfield projects, I agree. It gets the job done, but PHP would never be my choice for a new project. Bun seems like a much better choice in pretty much every criteria.
It is an interesting comparison that JavaScript always ensures that different evaluations of a closure expression results in unique instances. So in general the closures will require allocations for each (unless the allocation is otherwise prevented such as via escape analysis). Of course much of the underlying data may be shared, but the identity itself will be unique.
I don't know how strict JavaScript garbage collection rules are. This was non-observable for the longest time but FinalizationRegistry now exists which makes cleanup observable. It sounds like basically no guarantees are provided when an object will be cleaned up, so presumably an implementation would be allowed to make optimizations such are proposed where for PHP.
The part that would violate guarantees in JavaScript is not function objects being kept alive longer, but function objects which should be distinct not being so.
This is also a problem, IMO, in having this optimization in PHP. Anonymous functions are instances of a Closure class, which means that the `===` operator should return false for `foo() === foo()` just like it would for `new MyClass() === new MyClass()`.
But, since when has PHP ever prioritized correctness or consistency over trivial convenience? (I know it's anti-cool these days to hate on PHP, but I work with PHP all the time and it's still a terrible language even in 2026)
I never understood why people think somehow PHP is fine now, and I've had that opinion expressed several times on HN. The best I can make out is that people's expectations are so dismal now that they're like "Well new versions fixed 2 of the 5 worst problems I noticed, so that's good right?"
Because PHP is a amazing backed language for making CRUD apps. Always has been.
It has great web frameworks, a good gradual typing story and is the easiest language to deploy.
You can start with simple shared hosting, copy your files into the server and you are done. No docker, nothing.
Sure it has warts but so have all mainstream programming languages. I find it more pleasant than TypeScript which suffers from long compile times and a crazy complex type system.
The only downside is that PHP as a job means lots of legacy code. It a solid career but you will rarely if ever have interesting programming projects.
Its bad indeed. Its unfixable at this point. We just get bolton features.
Little bit of extra detail about static closures in PHP for anyone interested: https://www.php.net/manual/en/functions.anonymous.php#functi...
> Non-static closures are turned into static ones if they are guaranteed not to make use of $this.
> Stateless closures, i.e. those that are static, don't capture any variables and don't declare any static variables, are cached between uses.
~3% performance gains. I didn’t understood part about $this.
If the closure doesn't use $this (an instance of the current class) then it doesn't need to store a reference to it, which also skips the bookkeeping from the garbage collector.
In PHP, closures defined inside a class method automatically capture `$this`, which means the closure holds a reference to the entire object even if it never uses it. This prevents the object from being garbage collected and adds overhead. The optimization detects when `$this` isn't actually used and makes the closure static automatically, dropping that unnecessary reference.
Whenever looking at PHP contents, as a lover who has used since 1998, cannot find the reason why not to use JS instead.
Conversely, whenever I see people talking about server-side JS, I can't find any reason why I wouldn't use PHP instead.
PHP has a vastly simpler toolchain (making it much more effective for rapid iteration), much more consistent and well-thought-out syntax, a more extensive standard library, type safety without having to transpile code from another language (so no build processes that rival C++ in complexity just to still have interpreted code at the end), native and full-featured object orientation, generally better runtime performance, and a package ecosystem with Composer that isn't overrun with inane vanity projects and supply-chain vulnerabilities.
The only major downside to PHP is that it's not great at multithreading, but if you're building microservices where parallelization is handled by an external orchestrator, then you can design around that pretty effectively.
PHP's performance can be significantly lower than JS, because it doesn't have application state (in a standard runtime/setup) and needs to re-run the entire application for every request. Now there are a whole bunch of tricks both in the language and with tooling to alleviate that, but still it's inherently there. It's an advantage for other reasons though.
There are advantages to the lack of application state, though. Memory leaks and similar bugs became largely irrelevant, for instance. Regarding performance, a simple LAMP stack on a dedicated machine can easily give you <250ms pageloads for many web apps. If that's not fast enough, or you're averaging dozens or hundreds of requests per second, you're probably big enough that you can use parallelization or more exotic architectures to speed things up.
> PHP's performance can be significantly lower than JS, because it doesn't have application state (in a standard runtime/setup) and needs to re-run the entire application for every request.
Sure, in PHP, the reality is that after your request is processed, all the state is garbage and is thrown out. But once you embrace that reality and stop trying to make sculpture from garbage, you can make some pretty damn fast pages that get straight to the point. Of course, a lot of people look at my fast PHP and say that it too is garbage, but at least it's fast garbage :P
I agree that PHP's request oriented "shared nothing" approach has its advantages.
That being said there are very decent options for long running processes/application servers these days - see RoadRunner, Swoole and Frankenphp.
> because it doesn't have application state (in a standard runtime/setup) and needs to re-run the entire application for every request.
Where "application" is basically a single page with less code than a typical React page. Even 20 years ago you'd run into DB struggling to give you data fast enough before you hit any issues with the "re-running the entire app".
And you have to screw your database really badly to see any issues early. Hell, phpBB was horrendously bad, running dozens of heavy DB queries on each page, and was still powering some of the internet's busiest forums.
> Now there are a whole bunch of tricks both in the language and with tooling to alleviate that, but still it's inherently there. It's an advantage for other reasons though.
Yes. It is an enormous advantage: it's fire and forget. You don't need to "SSR" your app (getting all data and state), ship it to the client with a bundle, then "re-hydrate" it (once again pulling data and state from the server) etc.
It's true that the lack of multithreading in PHP has been a persistent pain. I love PHP and I've done PHP-centric projects for 20 years, but I end up falling back to Go when it's time to write a background worker that will handle lots of tasks in parallel. I really wish my PHP apps could include native components that process background tasks in parallel.
On the other hand, Javascript's parallelization is one of the hardest-to-understand things I've ever seen: in order to really grasp the async/await model, you have to know the whole story of callback hell and how modern Javascript papers over it while carefully preserving backwards compatibility.
> It's true that the lack of multithreading in PHP has been a persistent pain.
No actually it's a joy to have no multithreading. It keeps the complexity budget lower. You can do multithreading through a custom PHP module if you had a very specific need. Maybe my requirements were too simple but I've never really felt the need. The shared nothing PHP architecture really helps you get away with this.
Anyways as the parent comment said:
> but if you're building microservices where parallelization is handled by an external orchestrator, then you can design around that pretty effectively.
I feel like I'm on a different planet when I see this kind of comment.
What if you need to call multiple external APIs at once with complex json? Sure you can call them one after another, but if each take (say) 2s to return (not uncommon IME), then you are in real trouble with only one thread - even if it is just for one "request".
I guess I'm spoilt in .NET with Task.WhenAll which makes it trivial to do this kind of stuff.
This can be done with curl_multi_exec(), or with $client->getAsync() in Guzzle.
https://www.php.net/manual/en/function.curl-multi-exec.php
https://docs.guzzlephp.org/en/stable/quickstart.html#concurr...
> It's true that the lack of multithreading in PHP has been a persistent pain.
That's... not necessarily a bad thing to lack. Entire classes of bugs that are common in Java, C/C++, .NET and other true multi-threaded environments simply cannot exist in the PHP world at all.
As someone who prefers PHP in general and find the TC39 committee has kneecapped the JS language in the past few years...
> PHP has a vastly simpler toolchain
Firmly disagree.
You can install Node and have a basic server running in a few seconds.
PHP requires installing and setting up a server tied into FPM and then reconfiguring a slurry of bad defaults. If you don't avoid the footgun of "traditional" deployments, you get to deal with mixed versions of source. If you don't avoid the footgun of "native" sessions, you get to deal with INCOMPLETE_CLASS errors galore.
And if you want a dynamic frontend, you're still going to want to bust out JS.
> I can't find any reason why I wouldn't use PHP instead
Using a single language for both frontend and backend with (largely) the same availability of tooling and the ability to share code (i.e. type definitions).
> generally better runtime performance
I find this hard to believe? Intuitively, I would assume that the Node / Bun engines are significantly faster than PHP - which doesn't even come with it's JIT enabled by default on the (perfectly valid) note that backends are almost always constrained by DB times.
> a package ecosystem with Composer that isn't overrun with inane vanity projects and supply-chain vulnerabilities.
Functionally, Composer is worse than any of the NPM package managers IMO. PHP's global, shared namespaces preventing monkey patching and nested dependencies is a huge burden when you need to use Lib A and Lib B, but both have conflicting dependencies on Lib C.
But the only reason it doesn't suffer (as many) supply chain issues is two-fold:
1. Packagist's source of truth is the repo and tags. It's much easier to notice a Github account being compromised, which is already harder because it's always had better account security expectations, than NPM. But this comes at costs - such as being unable to rename a package in-place, because Composer gets really confused when it clones a trunk that has a different name than what you asked for. And it's not intrinsically more secure, since tags are not immutable and people can host on less secure VCS platforms.
2. But more than that... it's just less used? The PHP ecosystem is noticeably smaller and has way less happening.
So its very much trade-offs.
> You can install Node and have a basic server running in a few seconds. PHP requires installing and setting up a server tied into FPM...
Without mentioning more, the PHP equivalent to your Node example is `php -S`.
Or FrankenPHP, or hell, there's still even good old Apache. Or avoid the SAPI interface entirely with servers in PHP like Workerman, AMPHP, or Swoole. FPM is entirely too fussy for me to bother with: its error handling is atrocious (restarting in an infinite loop with no backoff is common), and no one really knows how to tune it.
I have a few:
- Batteries included, everything you need out of the box. No need to npm install left-pad
- Optional, per-file strict types, without the need to transpile from another language
- No need to build anything, lightning fast scripting language
- Is its own HTML templating language (or XML), no need for JSX
- No supply-chain fiascos, stable and mature ecosystem
I have a lot more confidence in composer deps versus npm deps and it's not even close.
Because PHP was designed for this and JS evolved for it. There are still JS quirks that should be avoided.
PHP was not designed
not designed, it was destined
For greenfield projects, I agree. It gets the job done, but PHP would never be my choice for a new project. Bun seems like a much better choice in pretty much every criteria.